As more and more exercise gadgets are being invented -- and sold -- to help people lose weight, you'd think eventually, we'd be getting healthier. Unfortunately, this isn't happening, which could mean it's NOT about the gadgets.
Torrington (Conn.) High School's Sarah Royals found a way to earn her team a win despite its three-point deficit with just four seconds left before the miracle play.
Best Bar in the World
As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink."
"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London , the Red Lion,
Cured by a Bartender
A man always had a fear that someone was under his bed at night. He went to a shrink and told him “I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.”
In a new survey for Valentines Day by Retrevo.com says most men think that gadgets like a Smart phone make them very attractive to women. But only 36 percent of women agreed with that sentiment.
The Jumper
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they spotted a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
Guys buy their wives and girlfriends gifts on Valentine's Day because they love them, but WHAT they buy is influenced less by love -- and more by fear.
We all know someone that never takes a sick day, right? It's not that they're a work-a-holic, it's just that they NEVER catch whatever's floating around the office.
Forgive Your Enemies
Toward the end of Sunday's homily, the priest asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
Almost everyone held up their hands.
The priest then repeated his question. Everyone responded this time, except one man, an avid golfer named Walter Barnes, who attended church only when the weather was bad.