The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
Engineer Husband
A wife says to her engineer husband, "Could you please go to the store for me and buy a carton of milk. And if they have eggs, get six."
Engineer Husband
A wife says to her engineer husband, "Could you please go to the store for me and buy a carton of milk. And if they have eggs, get six."
Here's Bret Michaels on the bob and Tom show: If you missed the interview, brett talks about life,music and his recent health issues.
Here's a classic video from the Bob and Tom show featuring John Evans who "Scat Sings" some classic hits.
Crazy Donnie Baker sings about his "Crazy Boat"
Comedian Gabriel Iglasias joined Bob And Tom with view of pregnancy tests.
A Cowboy in Heaven
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked. 'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.
Serving Dog
Two polish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replies, "But if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."
As they sit, they hear a pushcart vendor yell, "Get your dogs here" and they both walk towards the hot dog cart.
The Three Drinkers
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a pub together. They each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they are about to enjoy their creamy beverages, a fly lands in each of their pints and gets stuck in the frothy head.
The Englishman pushes his beer away in disgust.
Picking a Punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of the rooms to spend eternity in.
So Satan opens the first door.
The Marriage Question
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly.
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