Picking a Punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of the rooms to spend eternity in.
So Satan opens the first door.
The Marriage Question
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly.
The Detroit-born Alice Cooper, whose real name is Vincent Damon Furnier, will be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame's Class of 2011, according to the New York Times.
On the Bob and Tom website they are featuring this hilarious video from "Here Come The Mummies". For more, you can check out the Mummies on the website here.
A real bell ringer