98.7 WFGR Classic Hits » funny stories http://wfgr.com Mon, 20 May 2013 14:21:09 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.2 The Bob And Tom "Joke Of The Day" http://wfgr.com/the-bob-and-tom-joke-of-the-day-44/ http://wfgr.com/the-bob-and-tom-joke-of-the-day-44/#comments Thu, 01 Sep 2011 13:42:27 +0000 Mark Roberts http://wfgr.com/?p=15442 The Dead Mule

Dad & Dave saw an ad in the Daily Newspaper and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night.."
Dad & Dave replied, "Well, then just give us our money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."
The farmer asked, "What in the world are you gonna do with a dead mule?"
Dad said, "We're gonna raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
Dad said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"

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