If you're not following them just for the snark and comedy, then I'm sorry you aren't a smiler (yes, person who likes to smile, maybe even LOL for real)
And this, kids, is why we don't do drugs.
A 19-year-old Ohio man called police last Thursday evening claiming that he had swallowed a pregnant spider and she gave birth in his stomach. OMG CREEPY!!! But wait, it gets worse. He says that he felt the babies being born and could now feel them crawling out of his mouth...