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Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Thankful Genie
An Irishman is walking along the shore and he discovers a lamp. He rubs it and a Genie appears. The Genie says, “You have saved me and released me from 300 years of captivity. I will grant you three wishes.”
The Irishman thinks for a minute and says, “You know, I…