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The New York Farmer – Bob and Tom Joke Of The Day

The New York Farmer
The New York Department of Labor claimed a small farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.
NY Govt agent said “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them

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“Joke Of The Day” From the Bob And Tom Show

The New Pill
A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in sex. He gives her a pill but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it in his mashed potatoes at dinner

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“Joke Of the Day” From the Bob And Tom Show

Awful Lunch
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building

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“Joke Of the Day” From The Bob and Tom Show

Today's joke is short but sweet.  Here Goes:
Classic Psychiatrist Joke
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap.

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“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show

Call From a Wife
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. 
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the 
hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen
"Hello?"
"Honey, it's me

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“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show

The Traffic Camera
My husband was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera.
He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though he knew that he was not speeding.
Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.
Now he began to think that this was quite funny,

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“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show

The Problem With Flowers
A blonde and a brunette are walking downtown when the brunette sees her boyfriend in a flower shop. “Just great” the brunette complained to the blonde, “my boyfriend is in the flower shop buying me some flowers”.
The blonde responds, “Why is that a problem?”
The brunette replies,

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“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show

The Man's Wife
This guy was sitting at home alone when he heard a knock on the front door. There were two sheriffs there. He asked them if there was a problem. One of the sheriffs asked if he was married and if he could see a picture of his wife. The guy says "sure " and shows him a picture of his wife.
The sheriff says,

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“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show

The DEA Agent

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."
The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there.....", as he poi

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“Joke Of The Day” From the Bob And Tom Show

The Leg Injury
"How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg.
"Well, doc, 25 years ago..."
"Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning."
"Like I was saying... 25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful daughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted.
I said, "No, everything is fine."
"Are you sure?" she asked.

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“Joke Of The Day” From the Bob And Tom Show

The Animal Game
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.
The teacher held up a picture of a cat.
"What animal is this?" she asked.
"A cat!" said Eddie.
"Good job! Now, what is this animal?"
"A dog!" said Eddie.
"Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked,

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“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show

The Old Brothel
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the local brothel and the madam said, "You'll have to wait."
"But there's lots of girls that aren't busy right now."
"Yes, but several of the rooms are closed for repairs."
"Listen, I'm pretty desperate. I don't need a room."

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