joke of the day

The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
Trapped on an Island Three blondes are stuck on a desert island and one finds a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and gives them each a wish. The first blonde says, "I wish I were 10% smarter so I could get off of this island." Immediately she turns into a redhead and swims off the island.
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
The Limo Driver A passenger in a hired limousine leaned over to ask the driver for the time and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. The driver shrieked, lost control of the vehicle, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a plate glass window...
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Two Lawyers Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months. The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their only food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top to see if he could spot a rescue boat coming.  One day the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "WOW, I just can't believe my eyes. There is a woman out there floating i
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Pretty Golfer Three of my friends, A father, son and grandson went to the country club for their weekly round of golf. Just as they reached the first tee, a beautiful young blonde woman carrying her bag of clubs approached them. She explained that the member who brought her to the club for a round of golf had an emergency that called him away and asked the trio whether she could join them.
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Catalogue Two Irish men were looking at a mail order catalogue and admiring the models. 
Paddy says to Mick, "Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalogue?" "Yes," Mick replies, "they are very beautiful. And look at the price! "
Paddy says with wide eyes, "Wow! They aren't very expensive! At this price, I'm buying one."
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of the Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of the Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of the Day”
The Blonde's Old Car A blonde woman was trying to get rid of her car, but was having trouble selling it. The problem came when every prospective buyer would see the odometer at 230,000 miles. She asked a mechanic friend of hers what to do, and he offered to set back the odometer for her. Without delay, she had him take 200,000 miles off her car.
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
Tourist in Mexico A lone American tourist, vacationing in Mexico, was wandering around one afternoon and realized he had completely lost all track of time. He noticed an elderly Mexican gentleman sitting against a cathedral wall with a donkey standing next to him.
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Vengeful Ex Wife She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat on the floor of her dining room and feasted on shrimp, caviar, and a bottle of wine...
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
This one's a Classic! Amish Magic Box An Amish family went to a shopping mall for the first time ever and were amazed at all the modern wonders. The mother went to get some baking supplies while the father and son wandered around and ended up in front of an elevator. They watched as the floor indicator annunciated the floor and the doors opened and closed.
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Old Cowboy A cowboy, who has moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of beer. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
Fire Truck Dog A family was driving home from school when a fire truck zoomed past with a Dalmatian dog on the front seat. "Why's that dog on the fire truck?" asked the younger son. His older brother said, "They use him to keep crowds back."

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