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The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
Helpful Church Goer
Oly and Lena Got up one Sunday morning and were getting ready to go to church. Lena tole Oly she wasn't feeling so good and told him to go ahead and go to church by himself.
Oly did, and when he got home he had two big black eyes.
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Golf Pro
Three hackers head off for a fun round, and while they are paying their green fees the local pro comes up and asks if they mind if he plays along with them. They agree hoping to get a few free tips out of the pro and head up to the first tee.
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Blind Salesclerk
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's Birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
Drunk in Church
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there.
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
Penguin and the Mechanic
A penguin is driving across the desert and his car starts making funny noises. He sees a little gas station and mechanic and pulls over to have it checked out. While the mechanic takes a look at the car, the penguin buys an ice cream bar at the gas station while he waits..…
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Lawyer's Crabs
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blond stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them …
Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
Chick on a Bike
Tom was a long time gate guard at the Berlin Wall. Chick had a daily visa to go from East to West. Every day, Chick would pedal a bicycle up to the gate carrying a small brown paper bag. Every day, Tom would ask to look inside the bag and dump the contents on the ground. Every day,…
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
Best Bar in the World
As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink."
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The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
Cured by a Bartender
A man always had a fear that someone was under his bed at night. He went to a shrink and told him “I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Jumper
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they spotted a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

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