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The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
Forgive Your Enemies
Toward the end of Sunday's homily, the priest asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
Almost everyone held up their hands.
The priest then repeated his question. Everyone responded this time, except one man, an avid golfer named Walter Barnes, w…
The Bob And Tom ” Joke Of the Day”
A Cowboy in Heaven
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked. 'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of biker…
The Bob and Tom “Joke Of The Day”
First Date Conversation
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.
The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."
The boy picks up his date and ...
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
Nosey the Dog
A man had settled in next to the window on the plane when another man took the aisle seat and then put a very large black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to him.
The first man looked quizzically at the dog and asked why a dog was allowed on the plane.
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Wine Taster
In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him. They gave him a glass with a drink. H…
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down.
Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Thankful Genie
An Irishman is walking along the shore and he discovers a lamp. He rubs it and a Genie appears. The Genie says, “You have saved me and released me from 300 years of captivity. I will grant you three wishes.”
The Irishman thinks for a minute and says, “You know, I…
The Bob And Tom ” Joke Of The Day”
Praised Recovery
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. …
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
Lie Detecting Robot
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmicks. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
Hymn #365
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' 

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had
 all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into …
The Bob and Tom ” Joke Of The Day”
Couples Confessions
Husband and wife are golfing and the husband tells his wife he needs to clear his conscience. He tells her about an affair he had when they were first married. They continue their round. The wife then tells her husband that she also has a confession.
Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Negotiation
A shy young man is sitting at a bar eyeing a pretty girl. Finally he works up his nerve and walks over to her and says, “Excuse me, but could I buy you a drink?” In a voice loud enough for the whole bar to hear she replies,

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