The Cop and the Clown
A patrolman pulled a motorist over for speeding. He approached the drivers window and asked, " So buddy, what's the hurry?"
The driver replied, " I'm a clown, I perform at children's birthday parties,and I'm late for one."
The patrolman said, "That's interesting. You know, I've never seen a clown perform. If you get out of the car and do you act right here, I'll skip the ticket."