joke of the day

The Bob And Tom ” Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom ” Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom ” Joke Of The Day”
Gifts For Teacher For Christmas, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy store-owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor store-owner's son brought
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
Serving Dog Two polish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "But if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." As they sit, they hear a pushcart vendor yell, "Get your dogs here" and they both walk towards the ho
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Three Drinkers An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a pub together. They each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they are about to enjoy their creamy beverages, a fly lands in each of their pints and gets stuck in the frothy head. The Englishman pushes his beer away in disgust.
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Cop and the Clown A patrolman pulled a motorist over for speeding. He approached the drivers window and asked, " So buddy, what's the hurry?" The driver replied, " I'm a clown, I perform at children's birthday parties,and I'm late for one." The patrolman said, "That's interesting. You know, I've never seen a clown perform. If you get out of the car and do you act right
The Bob And Tom  “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Specimen There was an elderly man who wanted to make his young wife pregnant. So he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it.
Bob And Tom   “Joke Of The Day”
Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
His Final Wish There was a wife and husband out golfing one day. The husband wasn't a very good player and the wife was an accomplished player. Whenever the husband hit a bad shot, the wife would laugh and make fun of his plight. On one hole, he swung mightily at his drive, producing a huge slice which sailed into dense woods. Wearily, he trudged into the woods to retrieve his ball, followed
The Bob And Tom Show Joke Of The Day
The Bob And Tom Show Joke Of The Day
The Bob And Tom Show Joke Of The Day
The New Guy A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone - "Get me a coffee, quickly!" The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"
Bob and Tom Joke of The Day
Bob and Tom Joke of The Day
Bob and Tom Joke of The Day
The Marriage Question A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly.
Joke Of The Day From Bob and Tom
Joke Of The Day From Bob and Tom
Joke Of The Day From Bob and Tom
All these years A woman awoke in the middle of the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be deep in thought, staring at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye