98.7 WFGR Classic Hits » Jokes http://wfgr.com Mon, 20 May 2013 15:06:25 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.2 Joke Of The Day From the Bob And Tom Show http://wfgr.com/joke-of-the-day-from-the-bob-and-tom-show-30/ http://wfgr.com/joke-of-the-day-from-the-bob-and-tom-show-30/#comments Fri, 11 Nov 2011 11:34:59 +0000 Mark Roberts http://wfgr.com/?p=22654 Widow and Widower

A widow and widower, both in their 70’s, missed the companionship that their former married lives offered. They decided to get married, and met over lunch to discuss the issues they would face living together.

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The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed French woman, but when he got there, he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have tha

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It was entertainment night at the Senior Centre. Claude, the hypnotist exclaimed “I’m here to put you into a trance. I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience. The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful, antique pocket watch from his coat.
“I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It’s a very special watch. It’s been in my family for six generations.” He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting “Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch…..”;

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.

Hundreds of eyes followed the swaying watch until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist’s fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into pieces.

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The Church Bells

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her gra

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A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall.An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.
After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard."What the hell is the matter with you?!" the older doctor demanded.

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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spi

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Hold That Lantern

In the back woods, a redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here you hold this high so I can see what I am doing."
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there's another one coming."

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The Doctor's Office

When my doctor asked me about what I did yesterday, I described my day:
"Well, yesterday afternoon I waded across the edge of a lake, escaped from a mountain lion in the heavy brush, marched up and down a mountain, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand and jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake."

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A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"

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A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming

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The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS.
He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES.

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Blonde in the Library

A blonde was in the library and goes to the front desk and says, "I'll have a cheeseburger, medium fries and a large Cola".
In a chastising voice t

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The Drunkin' Cowboy

A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theater. When the usher came b

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Two Sisters



Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ra

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A chicken goes to Las Vegas for a convention. After checking in, he goes down and plays some blackjack. He spots an egg across the room, their eyes meet and BOOM, their blood begins to boil.
They meet halfway across the floor and without a

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A Farmer's 3 Daughters
A farmer has 3 daughters and they were old enough to start dating. The farmer thought it was a good idea to answer the door with a shotgun to scare the suitors.

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A man goes into a new bookstore and asks the young lady assistant a question.
"Do you have the new book out for men with tiny manhoods? I tried to look it up but I can't remember the title."

She replies,

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Dad & Dave saw an ad in the Daily Newspaper and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night.."
Dad & Dave replied, "Well, then just give us our money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."
The farmer asked, "What in the world are you gonna do with a dead mule?"
Dad said, "We're gonna raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
Dad said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"

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A Bar Story

A South African, an Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Kiwi, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian, a German, an Italian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a dutchman, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech, a Mexican and a Canadian walk into a bar.

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Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist. They put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysteria's and Posteriors." The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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