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The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”

Moral of this joke: Drink Responsibly when in the Theatre!

 
The Drunkin' Cowboy

A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theater. When the usher came b

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The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”

This one is very clever...and funny!

Two Sisters



Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ra

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The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”

Chicken and the Egg

A chicken goes to Las Vegas for a convention. After checking in, he goes down and plays some blackjack. He spots an egg across the room, their eyes meet and BOOM, their blood begins to boil.
They meet halfway across the floor and without a

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The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”

Here's another joke from the Bob and Tom Show.  You think you have a funnier joke?  Send it to us.
A Farmer's 3 Daughters
A farmer has 3 daughters and they were old enough to start dating. The farmer thought it was a good idea to answer the door with a shotgun to scare the suitors.

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The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of the Day”

The New Book
 


A man goes into a new bookstore and asks the young lady assistant a question.
"Do you have the new book out for men with tiny manhoods? I tried to look it up but I can't remember the title."

She replies,

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The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”

The Dead Mule

Dad & Dave saw an ad in the Daily Newspaper and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night.."
Dad & Dave replied, "Well, then just give us our money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."
The farmer asked, "What in the world are you gonna do with a dead mule?"
Dad said, "We're gonna raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
Dad said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"

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Another Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”

This joke covers just about every nationality.  You gotta love it!
A Bar Story

A South African, an Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Kiwi, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian, a German, an Italian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a dutchman, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech, a Mexican and a Canadian walk into a bar.

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Another Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”

The New Doctor's Office

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist. They put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysteria's and Posteriors." The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”

The Chem Test
 


Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion years by Professor Bonk (really), and his course is semi-affectionately known as "Bonkistry." He has been around f

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The Bob And Tom Show”Joke Of The Day”

Funeral Costs

Billy died.... His will provided $30,000 for this elaborate funeral.
As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Joyce, turned to her oldest and dearest friend, Jonelle.
"Well, I'm sure

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The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”

Another "Blonde Joke"??  OK here we go...
The Angry Blonde
 

 

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead.

She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.

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The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”

This one's for the girls!

 
Crossing the River

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed, “God, please give me the strength to cross the river.”
Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

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