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Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
The Beer Accident
 
Sean O’Brien fell into the giant vat of beer and drowned. His co-worker, Michael Tierney had to call the widow to break the news.
"Mary Katherine, I have some bad news to tell you, your husband Sean fell into the giant vat of beer at work and drowned, I am so s…
“Joke Of The Day” From Bob And Tom
It's in the Bible
One day in church, a preacher was giving a sermon on how the Bible covers every subject known to man. At the end of the service, when everyone was shaking the preacher’s hand as they were leaving, a woman came up to him and said “Nice sermon, Reverend, but I know…
The “Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
Don't Lie to Your Wife
A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clot…
Another “Joke Of The Day” From Bob And Tom
It's another "Blonde Joke" from Bob and Tom, but this one is Funny!
Sheep Guessing

Once upon a time there was a blonde with long hair, blue eyes, she was sick of all the blonde jokes. 

One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair.
She also went out and bought a new…
“Joke Of The Day” From Bob And Tom
Inflated Ego
 
A man and his wife were lying in bed the other night when he noticed she had bought a new book entitled, "What 20 Million American Women Want."
He grabbed the book out of her hands and started thumbing through the pages.
His wife was a little annoyed. "Hey…
“Joke Of The Day” From Bob And Tom
The Wealthy Lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000,…
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
Keeping Kosher
The Rabbi and the Catholic bishop found themselves seated together at an ecumenical banquet. Seeing the rabbi was not being served the same appetizing dish of roast pork as everyone else, the bishop thought he would make conversation.
“You know, I’ve always wondered how you people manag…
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
Lucks Changing
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.
Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone. He calls his wife and says, "Honey, pack your bags. I just won over a million dollars in Vegas...
“Joke Of the Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
The Pharmacist's Bad Morning
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife, tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone...
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
The Sheep and the Cow
A cowboy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know…
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
If you've ever had a gorilla on your roof, you'll appreciate this joke:
Gorilla in a Tree
A lady calls the police and says "Please send someone over right away. I've got a gorilla on my roof."
"An officer will be dispatched immediately" replies the des…

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