Jokes

“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
The Man's Wife This guy was sitting at home alone when he heard a knock on the front door. There were two sheriffs there. He asked them if there was a problem. One of the sheriffs asked if he was married and if he could see a picture of his wife. The guy says "sure " and shows him a picture of his wife. The sheriff says,
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
The DEA Agent A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me
“Joke Of The Day” From the Bob And Tom Show
“Joke Of The Day” From the Bob And Tom Show
“Joke Of The Day” From the Bob And Tom Show
The Leg Injury "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg. "Well, doc, 25 years ago..." "Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning." "Like I was saying... 25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful daughter came
“Joke Of The Day” From the Bob And Tom Show
“Joke Of The Day” From the Bob And Tom Show
“Joke Of The Day” From the Bob And Tom Show
The Animal Game A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat. "What animal is this?" she asked. "A cat!" said Eddie. "Good job! Now, what is this animal?" "A dog!" said Eddie. "Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked,
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
The Old Brothel On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the local brothel and the madam said, "You'll have to wait." "But there's lots of girls that aren't busy right now." "Yes, but several of the rooms are closed for repairs." "Listen, I'm pretty desperate. I don't need a room."
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
Fingernail Biting To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it'll make her fat. "I won't do it any more, Mom," says the daughter. Next day they are out walking when they meet a very fat man. "If I bite my fingernails, I'll be as fat as that, won't I Mom?" "You'll be fatter than that," says her mother.
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
Ivy Legue Trip A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hoped to attend the following autumn. As he was walking across the Quad, he stopped a distinguished-looking man and asked: "Sir, can you please tell me where your library is at...
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
Down By the Pond An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
The Heart Attack A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting. “What's up?” she asks. “I think I'm having a heart attack,” cries the husband.
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
Doctor & the Lawyer A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?" ...
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Drunk's Car A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, the radio, and even the accelerator," he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line...

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