A collection of thoughts and rants from a doofus....
-Boy don't ever cross Hugh Hefner...here's what the former future Mrs. Hefner got after she dumped him for Dr. Phil's son, Jordan McGraw...
She should give Julia Roberts a call...or Richard Gere.
Last February, Hugh Hefner and his posse held a fundraising event at the notorious Playboy mansion.
And though many decadent, debaucherous parties lead to a few exchanged diseases, this one resulted in over 100 people reporting pneumonia and flu-like symptoms after the evening's shindig came to a close.
Amazon Eve, who at 6 '8 is the world's tallest model, is thinking about posing nude for Playboy.
Besides modeling, the 31-year-old, born Erika Ervin, also works a fitness trainer, a wrestler and a dominatrix.
According to Amazon Eve, the only magazine she would pose nude in is Playboy, because their spreads are "tasteful." Read on to see this giant beauty in action.