The Bob and Tom Show

Comedian Chad Daniels visited the Bob and Tom Show recently and broke up the room with this story of his little girl at school.  Remember, you can laugh along too with Bob and Tom everyday Monday thru Saturday 6-10 am on Classic Hits 98.7 WFGR.  Click HERE to listen at work on your computer from WFGR.COM.

The Problem With Flowers A blonde and a brunette are walking downtown when the brunette sees her boyfriend in a flower shop. “Just great” the brunette complained to the blonde, “my boyfriend is in the flower shop buying me some flowers”. The blonde responds, “Why is that a problem?” The brunette replies,

The Man's Wife This guy was sitting at home alone when he heard a knock on the front door. There were two sheriffs there. He asked them if there was a problem. One of the sheriffs asked if he was married and if he could see a picture of his wife. The guy says "sure " and shows him a picture of his wife. The sheriff says,

Comedian Dan Cummins visited the Bob and Tom Show recently and relayed this funny story about Magic Sticks. Funny comedians and super stars stop by every day on the Bob and Tom show, heard 6-10am on Classic Hits 98.7 WFGR. You never know who's coming on next on the Bob and Tom show...

The DEA Agent A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me

Johnny A. is an American guitarist who bought his first guitar at the age of 12. He grew up inspired by the Beatles and Les Paul. Johnny has played with the J Geils Band and recently was a guest on the Bob and Tom Show.   Johnny A. performed one of his biggest hits "Oh Yeah"...

The Leg Injury "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg. "Well, doc, 25 years ago..." "Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning." "Like I was saying... 25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful daughter came

The Animal Game A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat. "What animal is this?" she asked. "A cat!" said Eddie. "Good job! Now, what is this animal?" "A dog!" said Eddie. "Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked,

I don't know why I thought Dick Van Dyke had passed away, but the rumors of his death were greatly exaggerated!  Dick Van Dyke is a Guest star on the Bob and Tom show today.  The Dick Van Dyke Show is still considered one of the best sitcoms of all time...

The Old Brothel On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the local brothel and the madam said, "You'll have to wait." "But there's lots of girls that aren't busy right now." "Yes, but several of the rooms are closed for repairs." "Listen, I'm pretty desperate. I don't need a room."

Fingernail Biting To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it'll make her fat. "I won't do it any more, Mom," says the daughter. Next day they are out walking when they meet a very fat man. "If I bite my fingernails, I'll be as fat as that, won't I Mom?" "You'll be fatter than that," says her mother.

Colin Hay,  former lead singer for "Men At Work" recently visited the Bob and Tom show and sang "Overkill",