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“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
The Heart Attack
A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting.
“What's up?” she asks.
“I think I'm having a heart attack,” cries th…
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
Converting a Bear
A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher, and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They’d get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.
One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't real…
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
Highway to Hawaii
A guy was walking along the beach, found a bottle, and picked it up. A magical genie popped out and said, "Thanks for letting me out. For your kindness I will grant you one wish."
The guy said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I can't because I'm afraid to f…
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The New Doctor
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned seventy-eight ).
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, “Do you think I'll live …

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