The Bob and Tom Show

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Questions on a Train A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long train ride. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easy. So the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game...

Trapped on an Island Three blondes are stuck on a desert island and one finds a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and gives them each a wish. The first blonde says, "I wish I were 10% smarter so I could get off of this island." Immediately she turns into a redhead and swims off the island.

"Here Come The Mummies" will be live in concert tonight at the Intersection here in Grand Rapids. Tickets are available at the door.  But you can get a preview of what you will here tonight this morning on the Bob and Tom Show.

The Limo Driver A passenger in a hired limousine leaned over to ask the driver for the time and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. The driver shrieked, lost control of the vehicle, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a plate glass window...

The Two Lawyers Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months. The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their only food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top to see if he could spot a rescue boat coming.  One day the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "WOW, I just can't believe my eyes. There is a woman out there floating i

Engineer Husband A wife says to her engineer husband, "Could you please go to the store for me and buy a carton of milk. And if they have eggs, get six."

The Pretty Golfer Three of my friends, A father, son and grandson went to the country club for their weekly round of golf. Just as they reached the first tee, a beautiful young blonde woman carrying her bag of clubs approached them. She explained that the member who brought her to the club for a round of golf had an emergency that called him away and asked the trio whether she could join them.

Here's a classic video from the Bob and Tom show featuring John Evans who "Scat Sings" some classic hits.

Frank Caliendo talks with Bob and Tom about his scary kids. Here’s another classic video from the Bob and Tom Show!

Dick Mango (Tom) was back for St. Patricks Day this year.  Better late than never.

Here's a classic video of Cheech and Chong in the studio with Bob and Tom.