The Old Cowboy A cowboy, who has moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of beer. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
Fire Truck Dog A family was driving home from school when a fire truck zoomed past with a Dalmatian dog on the front seat. "Why's that dog on the fire truck?" asked the younger son. His older brother said, "They use him to keep crowds back."
Helpful Church Goer Oly and Lena Got up one Sunday morning and were getting ready to go to church. Lena tole Oly she wasn't feeling so good and told him to go ahead and go to church by himself. Oly did, and when he got home he had two big black eyes.
On Wednesday this week the Bob and Tom Show sampled some of the possible new food offered at 5th 3rd Ball park this year. Today is the last day you can vote for your favorite on the the White Caps Website.
The Golf Pro Three hackers head off for a fun round, and while they are paying their green fees the local pro comes up and asks if they mind if he plays along with them. They agree hoping to get a few free tips out of the pro and head up to the first tee.
Drunk in Church A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there.