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“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
The Man's Wife
This guy was sitting at home alone when he heard a knock on the front door. There were two sheriffs there. He asked them if there was a problem. One of the sheriffs asked if he was married and if he could see a picture of his wife. The guy says "sure " and sho…
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
Serving Dog
Two polish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replies, "But if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."
As they sit, t…
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Three Drinkers
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a pub together. They each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they are about to enjoy their creamy beverages, a fly lands in each of their pints and gets stuck in the frothy head.
The Englishman pushes his beer away in disgust.
The Bob And Tom ” Joke Of The Day”
Picking a Punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of the rooms to spend eternity in.
So Satan opens the first door.