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The Wine Taster

In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him. They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, “It’s red wine, a muscat, three years old,  grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers.”  “That’s correct”, said the boss.  Another glass. “It’s red wine , cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels.”
“Correct.”

The director was astonished.  He winked at his secretary to suggest something. She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.
“It’s a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. And if you don’t give me the job, I’ll tell who’s the father!”

Submitted by Al Sniff on the Bob and Tom Show
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