Penguin and the Mechanic

A penguin is driving across the desert and his car starts making funny noises. He sees a little gas station and mechanic and pulls over to have it checked out. While the mechanic takes a look at the car, the penguin buys an ice cream bar at the gas station while he waits.
A few minutes later, the mechanic walks up to the penguin and says, "Looks like you blew a seal"

"Oh no no" the penguin replies. "that's just ice cream!"

Submitted by B. River on the Bob and Tom Show

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