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Amish Magic Box

An Amish family went to a shopping mall for the first time ever and were amazed at all the modern wonders. The mother went to get some baking supplies while the father and son wandered around and ended up in front of an elevator. They watched as the floor indicator annunciated the floor and the doors opened and closed. While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.

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The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, “Go get your Mother.”

Submitted by Mike Hayes on The Bob and Tom Show

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