The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
A wife says to her engineer husband, "Could you please go to the store for me and buy a carton of milk. And if they have eggs, get six."
A short time later the husband comes back with six cartons of milk. The wife asks, "Why the heck did you buy six cartons of milk?"
"They had eggs."
Submitted by John Hollencamp on the Bob and Tom Show
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