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The Dead Mule


Dad & Dave saw an ad in the Daily Newspaper and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night..”
Dad & Dave replied, “Well, then just give us our money back.”
The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”
They said, “OK then, just bring us the dead mule.”
The farmer asked, “What in the world are you gonna do with a dead mule?”
Dad said, “We’re gonna raffle him off.”
The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead mule!”
Dad said, “We shore can! Heck, we don’t hafta tell nobody he’s dead!”
A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Dad & Dave at the local grocery store and asked, “What’d you fellers ever do with that dead mule?”

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They said, “We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do.”
Dad said,”Hell, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.”
The farmer said, “My Lord, didn’t anyone complain?”
Dave said, “Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back.”
Dad & Dave now work for the government.

Submitted by Bud Wright on Bob and Tom Dot Com

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