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Husband #11


A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to “Please be gentle; I’m still a virgin”.
“What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times.?”
“Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he’d look into it and get back with me. Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up. Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver. Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not. Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it. Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was….. God I miss him.

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But now that I’ve married you, I’m so excited.”
“Wonderful”, said the husband, “but why?”
“You’re with the GOVERNMENT! This time I KNOW I’m gonna get screwed!”

Submitted by Matt Thompson on Bob and Tom Dot Com

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