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Converting a Bear

A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher, and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They’d get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.
One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn’t really all that hard — a real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another, and they decided to do an experiment.
 They’d all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.


Seven days later, they all came together to discuss their experiences.
Father Flannery, who had his arm in a sling, was on crutches, and had various bandages on his body and limbs, went first. ‘Well,’ he said, ‘I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him, I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and he became as gentle as a lamb. The Bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation.’

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Reverend Billy Bob spoke next.. He was in a wheelchair, had one arm and both legs in casts, and had an IV drip. In his best fire-and-brimstone oratory, he claimed, ‘WELL, brothers, you KNOW that we don’t sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from the Bible,  But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill until we came to a creek. So I quickly DUNKED him. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb.
The priest and the reverend both looked down at the Rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IVs and monitors running in and out of him. He was in really bad shape.
The Rabbi looked up and said: “Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start.”

Submitted by Chad W. on the Bob and Tom show

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