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A Farmer's 3 Daughters
A farmer has 3 daughters and they were old enough to start dating. The farmer thought it was a good idea to answer the door with a shotgun to scare the suitors. The first guy shows up, knocks on the door and the farmer appears.
“Hi I’m Joe, I’m here for Flow, we’re going to see a show. Is she ready to go?“
The farmer saw he looked ok and was polite so he let his daughter go.
The second guy shows up, knocks on the door and the farmer appears.
“Hi I’m Eddy, I’m here for Betty, we’re going out to get some spaghetti. Is she ready?”
The farmer thought he seamed to be nice too and maybe he has misjudged the suitors. The third guy shows up, knocks on the door and the farmer appears.
“Hi I’m Chuck...” and the farmer shot him!
Submitted by Mark Miller on Bob and Tom Dot Com
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