We apologize up front to all "smart blondes" for this joke!
Blonde in the Library

A blonde was in the library and goes to the front desk and says, "I'll have a cheeseburger, medium fries and a large Cola".
In a chastising voice the librarian says, "Young lady! This is a library".
The blonde replied, "Oh, I am so sorry."

Then, in a whispering voice she continues... "I'll have a cheeseburger, medium fries and a large Cola."

Submitted by Jay in Salt Lake on Bob and Tom Dot Com.