The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
Nosey the Dog
A man had settled in next to the window on the plane when another man took the aisle seat and then put a very large black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to him.
The first man looked quizzically at the dog and asked why a dog was allowed on the plane.
The second man explained he was from the DEA and his dog was a 'sniffing dog'.
'His name is Nosey and he's the best there is. Watch what he can do once we get airborne.'
The plane took off and leveled out. The Agent told Nosey, 'Search.'
The big Lab jumped down, walked the aisle, stopped, and sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Then, the dog returned to his seat and put one paw on the Agent's forearm.
The Agent turned to the man and said, 'That woman is in possession of marijuana. I make note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.'
'Gee, that's pretty good,' replied the man.
Again, the Agent sent the Nosey to search the aisles. The dog sniffed about, and quickly sat down beside a man for a few seconds, then returned to it's seat. The Lab placed two paws on the Agent's arm.
The Agent said, 'That man is carrying cocaine.'
'How about that!' said the man.
The Agent again sent Nosey to search. The dog was just about finished moving up and down every aisles, sat down for a brief moment, and then raced back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat, and proceeded to pee and crap all over it.
The first man was shocked by the disgusting sight and smell. He shouted, 'What the hell is going on ?'
The Agent nervously whispered, 'He's just found a bomb.
Submitted by Bruce Kleckner