The Grumpy Cat Stars In A New Movie!

Famous TV and Movie stars. Garfield. Uhhh. That might be it. Well move over big orange tub of goo. Here comes Grumpy Cat!

From the "I wish I was kidding but I'm not" department, The internet meme sensation Grumpy Cat is ready to star in her own Lifetime movie "Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever" Starring Aubrey Place as the perpetual grumpy feline. So here's the plot. Grumpy Cat is grumpy. And it ruins Christmas. Hilarity ensues. There's a reason this is on Lifetime.

"Now there's a Lifetime Christmas movie! With Aubrey Plaza voicing her (which isn't altogether inappropriate, but still). So, we just have to ask: Really, Lifetime? Dance Moms wasn't enough?

This spectacle is about as absurd as it is sad. (Not you, Aubrey. You're alright.) Can any of us honestly imagine life being anything other than grump-inducing for Grumpy Cat at this point? Isn't it possible that we're in fact making her grumpy by this unnecessary adulation? When will we stop allowing this cat to be trotted around like a circus act? When will the cash grabs cease? Is there literally no other animal we can passively make memes of? The party's over. It's time to let Grumpy Cat just be a cat."

Hey if this becomes a hit, I know a TV network with an opening for a show on Thursday nights...