I don't what's worse here.  The Fact this cost $99, the fact this ad is horrible, or the fact this even existed in the first place.    What was the first version of windows you remember? Did anyone actually buy this thing?  I remember windows 3.0, but that's about it. I guess there was a windows 2.0, but I have no idea what even looked like, or if it was $99 or what!

Our smartphones blow this thing away today! But you can still have it for $99!