So I was standing in line at the store last night...waiting to pay in one of those "self serve" lines. And as I was waiting behind 3 women who paid for their ENTIRE 65 dollar bill using ONE DOLLAR BILLS AT A TIME, I got to thinking...

-Why is my cell phone being such a pain? The camera has broken twice now, it isn't holding a charge anymore, and I pay 180 bucks a month for this? (I won't mention the provider, but it rhymes with "Lee Bobile"

-I see the "Globe" tabloid has a picture of the late Osama Bin Ladenon it's cover...and its a picture with what looks like a hand drawn "X" through his face...Like my 7 year old daughter had drawn it. I would have taken a picture of it had my phone's camera worked. (see above paragraph)

-I really shouldn't be shopping when I'm really hungry. Thought about breaking into the cinnamon rolls I picked up...but waited til I got out in the car...

-OK, just missed 2 calls in the store...cell phone close to being thrown out the window on 28th Street.

-Really...ONE dollar at a time...could be worse I guess. I don't have a crudely drawn "X" through my picture...