Ben Stein, perhaps best known as the sluggish history teacher in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off", wrote in a bizarre magazine column last month that he’s still like a hormone-crazed teen and a Grand Rapids woman is out to prove it.

I guess a superior knowledge of trivia isn't the only way to Win Ben Stein's Money.

According to Page Six, pregnant “performance artist” Tanya Ma, who lists Grand Rapids has her hometown, revealed on Monday that the 69-year-old married grandfather -- who she only met once – is nothing but a devious person who funded her after begging and pleading – via text – to "touch" her after she sent him nude pregnant photos.

Page Six also says that “the former escort” Ma contacted them to share her story to WARN other women of Stein – so that he doesn't continue to do this to other women…

"It's much more than sexting,” she claimed. “Cyber-escorting or being a sugar daddy – it's unhealthy and toxic behavior that needs to be exposed."

For his part, Stein isn’t shying away from the attention, and happily defended himself to the Post, claiming he did NOTHING wrong helping her with money—even saying that his wife knew about the whole thing. Well, if she didn't she does now.

So...I assume she returned the money right?