West Michigan Massage Therapist Accused Of Inappropriately Touching Customer
If you’re going to be a massage therapist, it’s probably best not to inappropriately touch your clients. West Michigan massage therapist Lawrence Urban is definitely learning that lesson. (Also, side note: what about the looks of this man would make someone think, “Getting a massage from this guy is probably going to be totally fine!”?)
On March 15th, a customer alleges that she went to the Therapeutic Stress Free Massage Center on Old 28th in Cascade Township for a massage and that during said massage, Lawrence Urban inappropriately touched her.
Deputies investigated the situation and arrested Urban on charges of 4th degree criminal sexual conduct. Urban has been released on bail.
Let’s dissect this a bit, shall we? Look at this guy for a second… Now, I’m not one to judge a book by its cover, but I don’t think that I’d be, in any way, comfortable with this dude giving me a massage. Is that a comb over gone horribly wrong? Was he half way through shaving his head when he was arrested? I’m not quite sure what’s going on there.