What You Get Dad For Fathers’ Day REALLY Says Something!
So what are YOU getting dear ol’ Dad this Fathers’ Day? My kids are out of town at Grandma’s. So that’s THEIR present to me! But what you get YOUR Dad says alot about you, and your relationship with Pops. The website The Stir has this list.
The gift: A tie
What it says to dad: You are so incredibly boring to shop for, I give up.
The gift: A baseball cap
What it says to dad: You’re bald. Accept it or hide it.
The gift: The Real Man’s Guide to Grilling Cookbook
What it says to dad: Your chicken is dry. Like the Sahara.
The gift: A portable GPS
What it says to dad: You can’t even find the tip of your nose without directions, not like you’d ever ask for any.
The gift: A leather belt
What it says to dad: The world would be a better place without your plumber’s crack in it.
The gift: Cologne or aftershave
What it says to dad: Beer and pizza is (shockingly) not an alluring aroma.
The gift: Pajamas
What it says to dad: Those white undershirts just aren’t doing it.
The gift: Slippers
What it says to dad: Your ugly toes make me want to hurl.
The gift: A nose-hair trimmer
What it says to dad: I didn’t know I was marrying Bigfoot.
The gift: Fifty Shades of Grey
What it says to dad: The kids couldn’t even bother getting me anything and my wife thinks I suck in bed.
What are you getting Dad this year? Or what do you want your kids to get YOU?