Professional athletes are just different from you and me. I dont have 4 mansions or 56 cars or enough money to burn 100's anytime I want. I have to wait like the rest of you and do it at tax time. Or when im following an armored car and the door suddenly opens and...perhaps I have said too much.

Pro athletes also get to do way cooler things than you or I. Like watch a taping of Judge Judy. Like Super Bowl coach Jim Harbaugh did a few weeks ago. The episode aired yesterday on WZZM TV 13.

Wait...I could go to a taping of Judge Judy if I wanted to. If I lived in California. Maybe I should just keep following armored cars. THATS how I'll get on Judge Judy.