Wow, It Has To Be A Slow-As-Hell News Day.
Sorry for the language, but once you read this story, it will be justified. Trust me. This was the headline on Yahoo early this morning. Like, the #1 rotating story. Really. I'm not kidding.
Here's the headline.
"How to Win at Rock, Paper, Scissors"
Here's the screenshot of the Yahoo page as proof.
And here's the actual story. And it's hard for me to believe it's a serious story. Can't make this stuff up.