File this one under the "Now I've seen almost EVERYTHING" folder. Michigan State Police have distributed talking urinal cakes to about 400 eating and drinking establishments in Wayne, Bay, Delta and Ottawa counties. The cake will ask men when they start to, um, go...if they have had to much to drink and need a cab called. Hmmm.

Here's what the cakes say. "Listen up. That's right, I'm talking to you. Had a few drinks? Maybe a few too many? Then do yourself and everyone else a favor: Call a sober friend or a cab. Oh, and don't forget to wash your hands."

Maybe this will be something. But I have to be honest. I don't do alot of talking when in the bathroom. Not many men do. So if you have had a few too many, and then the john starts barking at you, not sure how that's going to go over.

If you see one out and about in Ottawa county this weekend, let us know! And I'm guessing you won't hear Tim Allen talking about THIS in the next "Pure Michigan" TV ad.