Now that "Birdman" has secured the Best Movie Oscar for this year, it's time to get ready to make the next great American movie.

The funny folks at College Humor have come up with this handy satirical guide to the things every Oscar winning movie must have. Grab your notebook and let's start planning our 2016 Oscar celebration party.

Certainly, portraying someone with a disability will get you on the Oscar short list. But military, racial and religious themes will also move you up the list.

Jack Black hit on some of these cynical themes last night at the Academy Awards, when he interrupted Neil Patrick Harris' opening number at about 3:18 into the video.