Finally, our long national nightmare might be over.

No, I'm not talking about the Detroit Lions getting to the Super Bowl. I'm talking about the distinct possibility a famous marginally talented actress might be giving up her craft.

Rumor has it from a "reputable" source (Entertainment Tonight) that Angelina Jolie Thorton Pitt might be quitting acting. Take that in a second: Angelina Jolie might be quitting acting.

"If all goes according to Angelina Jolie's plan, you will no longer see the 38-year-old actress on the big screen. In a candid new interview with DuJour magazine, Angelina confirms she's planning to give up acting entirely.

"Absolutely," she tells the magazine about her future plans of no longer appearing in films. "I've never been comfortable as an actor; I've never loved being in front of the camera."

That makes two of us. I've never been comfortable WATCHING her on camera. ;)

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