Freak Alert #1- Sinead O’Connor NOT Divorcing Now!
So three weeks ago Sinead O'Connor got married. Last week she announced her husband of 18 days and her were splitting up. Something about smoking hash and his family figured out she was a loon. Well, now they are back! Now they aren't getting divorced after all! WTHeck!
Oh no, gentle reader, not only are Sinead and her "man" back together, but she's sharing it all over the World Wide Web. Tweeting with the authority of a 12 year old on a Mt Dew and Pop Rocks sugar high, Mrs. O'Connor-Herridge let the internets know, quote
"Spent beautiful evening of love making with [none] other than husband! Who turned up angelically we decided to be boyfriend and girlfriend... guess who had a mad love making affair with her own husband last night?"
But it gets better. Read on at your own risk.
"we decided to be boyfriend and girlfriend again an stay married but we did rush so we gonna return to b friend g friend,"
Starting to throw up in my mouth now...still more.
"an be sickenly happy an go counsellin an move in in like a yr like regular people.. but stay married an we all in love, so me all happy!! me love me hubby.. he love me."
Huh? This is a woman who has had3 other husbands and 4 kids with said other husbands. She sounds like the hash she was smoking has finally kicked in.
Wow. Just wow. I guess if that's what floats your boat, whatever. She does, however, need a bigger chest tattoo. That one leaves a little open skin.