Certain business names can lead prospective customers to jump to the wrong conclusions.

Not making any comment positive or negative about these 9 Michigan businesses, but they might want to consider a name change so as not to give people the wrong impression.

Cookies in Jackson, Michigan

Cookies, Jackson
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Chocolate chip? Oatmeal raisin? Nope. Cookies is a cannabis store, and possibly what you'll crave after partaking of their products.

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O.K. Auto Mart in Lansing, Michigan

OK Auto Mart, Lansing
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Perhaps O.K. Auto Mart wants to control expectations by not over-promising?

No Thai! in East Lansing, Michigan

No Thai, East Lansing
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No Thai! is, in fact, actually Thai. It's okay to own it, guys.

The Cake House in Lansing, Michigan

The Cake House, Lansing
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Think you'll just swing in and pick up a sheet cake for little Hailey's birthday? Make sure Hailey's of legal age first. The Cake House is another cannabis store.

Memorial Healthcare in Durand, Michigan

Memorial Healthcare, Durand
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Can we please stop putting "Memorial" in the names of health care places like hospitals and doctor's offices?

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Memorial Healthcare in Durand (shown above) is just one of many nationwide that include the word in their names. It's creepy. It makes it sound like patients are expected to die there.

Lume in Jackson, Michigan

Lume, Jackson
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Looking for that deodorant brand you keep hearing about on all the commercials? This is a different Lume. This one's another cannabis dispensary.

Dice Auto Sales in Lansing, Michigan

Dice Auto Sales, Lansing
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Are you feeling lucky? Hopefully you don't roll snake-eyes and end up broken down on the side of the road. Naming a used car dealership "Dice Auto Sales" kind of makes it sound like you're gambling on this being a good ride.

Royal Pot in East Lansing, Michigan

Royal Pot, East Lansing
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Is this a dispensary fit for kings and queens? No, Royal Pot is an Asian restaurant specializing in hot pot, authentic Chinese, and American Chinese food.

Sea World Fresh Fish & Chicken in Flint, Michigan

Sea World Fresh Fish, Flint
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Please tell us this isn't what happens to the cute little dolphins in Orlando when they retire.

We're going to take a deep breath and tell ourselves that SeaWorld and Sea World Fresh Fish & Chicken are in no way associated with one another.

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