“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show

The Mathmatician

One afternoon a professor of mathematics sent an e-mail to his wife that said, "Overall, I am happy with you as a wife, but as a man I have certain needs, and given that you are 54 years old now, you are no longer able to satisfy those needs. Subsequently, I will be spending the evening at a hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I hope you will understand. I still love you, and I will be home by midnight."

In response his wife sent him an e-mail that said, "I received your e-mail and I understand. I too will be at a hotel with our 18-year-old pool boy. And being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you will surely realize that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18, so please don't bother to wait up."

Submitted by Jim C.on the Bob and Tom show

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