I have never seen someone so excited about a new outfit.

It's not a dress, it's a pant suit.

I shop like most men do. If I need a white shirt. I go to the store, find a white shirt that's my size. Buy said white shirt. Leave store.

Some people really enjoy shopping. That's not me.

Full disclosure: Now that I think about it ... the above tale about me buying a shirt is completely false. My wife will go to the store buy clothes for me. I haven't had to shop for myself since we started dating. Usually I don't even know it's going to happen until it already has happened and I have four new shirts oh and she bought 7 cute new things that were totally on sale.