Michigan Men Are Sixth Most Unlikely to ‘Take A Wife’

If you remember the TV show "Friends," before Chandler proposed to Monica, Joey told her: "Chandler was a complex fellow and was unlikely to take a wife."

Funny, I don't remember Chandler being from Michigan.

Citing a Pew Research Center report, Detroit's WDIV-TV reported: "Michigan men are the 6th most unmarriable men in the U.S."

Huh. I guess I wouldn't have seen that coming.

The report cites "job status, fantasy football enthusiasm, beer pong enthusiasm, video games, watching TV, and usage of adult websites."

Usage of adult websites? How are most ANY men getting married then? ;)

Just ask Jojo and myself. Oh, wait. OK.