Really…An Internet Kissing Machine? This Is Kinda Weird-No, It’s Very Weird.

A Japanese computer lab has created a device that will let you "French kiss" someone over the Internet. And by "kiss," I mean waggle your tongue on a plastic straw, thereby making another plastic straw waggle remotely on someone else's tongue. That's so hot. Oooo Baby.....

Whatever. If you are that hard up to get your mouth stimulated that you need to "kiss" with someone online with a straw, maybe you should just end it all right there and then. Anyway, here's the "story" from CNN: Japanese lab invents Internet kissing machine