Serial Pooper Shuts Down Michigan Pool
There is a special place in hell for a serial pooper. This is disgusting.
The Buckingham Community Pool in Macomb County near Detroit was shut down until Friday of last week due to a rash of poop related incidents. On their website, they issued the following statement:
Regarding the recent pool closures… Someone has been defecating in the pool. Due to the frequency over the past week, we believe this is intentional. At the present time, we are reviewing attendance logs and recorded video. Rest assured that we are following published guidelines to restore the pool to a safe and sanitary condition.
Unfortunately, these closures are costing the recreational association money and downtime for our members. Beginning on Friday, July 12, a 2nd pool attendant will be on hand to assist with the daily functions. The 2nd attendant will remain onsite through the summer. Due to the additional costs related to the 2nd attendant, we have opted to cancel the annual carnival.
In closing, we are consulting with the local authorities regarding our options.
Which brings up the awkward question, is pooping in the pool against the law?