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The Bob And Tom ” Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom ” Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom ” Joke Of The Day”
Praised Recovery The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
Lie Detecting Robot John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmicks. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
Hymn #365 A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' 

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had
 all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
The Bob and Tom ” Joke Of The Day”
The Bob and Tom ” Joke Of The Day”
The Bob and Tom ” Joke Of The Day”
Couples Confessions Husband and wife are golfing and the husband tells his wife he needs to clear his conscience. He tells her about an affair he had when they were first married. They continue their round. The wife then tells her husband that she also has a confession.
Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Negotiation A shy young man is sitting at a bar eyeing a pretty girl. Finally he works up his nerve and walks over to her and says, “Excuse me, but could I buy you a drink?” In a voice loud enough for the whole bar to hear she replies,
The Bob And Tom ” Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom ” Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom ” Joke Of The Day”
Gifts For Teacher For Christmas, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy store-owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor store-owner's son brought
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
Serving Dog Two polish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "But if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." As they sit, they hear a pushcart vendor yell, "Get your dogs here" and they both walk towards the ho
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Three Drinkers An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a pub together. They each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they are about to enjoy their creamy beverages, a fly lands in each of their pints and gets stuck in the frothy head. The Englishman pushes his beer away in disgust.
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Cop and the Clown A patrolman pulled a motorist over for speeding. He approached the drivers window and asked, " So buddy, what's the hurry?" The driver replied, " I'm a clown, I perform at children's birthday parties,and I'm late for one." The patrolman said, "That's interesting. You know, I've never seen a clown perform. If you get out of the car and do you act right
The Bob And Tom Show Joke Of The Day
The Bob And Tom Show Joke Of The Day
The Bob And Tom Show Joke Of The Day
The New Guy A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone - "Get me a coffee, quickly!" The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"
Joke Of The Day From Bob and Tom
Joke Of The Day From Bob and Tom
Joke Of The Day From Bob and Tom
All these years A woman awoke in the middle of the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be deep in thought, staring at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye